Tuesday, June 5, 2007

the kind of vegetarian i am

I am the kind of vegetarian who eats bacon when she craves a bacon egg and cheese sandwich. I´m the kind who eats "vegetarian" sausage grilled on the 4th of July. I´m the kind who eats chorizo as she makes her way across Spain.

And I´m also another kind. Today, I´m the kind who eats chicken when a nice man behind a bar recognizes that I´m exhausted and listless and disheartened and puts a plate in front of me to cheer me up and cheer me on.

I´m not the kind of vegetarian who will eat the shrimp, though. I tried, but I didn´t know how, and I didn´t think I could manage to be that gracious. I´m no saint.

3 comments:

  1. Bacon and sausage I'm not surprised by. I knew you were that kind of "vegetarian", but chicken, Bridget? Did you brush your tongue afterwards??

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  2. You'd like shrimp if you would just try it and stop whining that you don't eat fish.

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  3. I didn't know you were a vegetarian. I may have to revoke our friends card.
    I have a recipe that will make you think shrimp are manna from heaven.

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